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This thread will work as an archive for the NiDE newspaper. This newspaper is produced, edited and distributed by @ mrburns and has been through controversy and it's also banned from all the countries in the world but Liberia (Lucky for us 99% of NiDE playerbase is from Liberia, 1% from Fr*nce).

Hopefully @ mrburns keeps us up to date with NiDE's news and events so we become informed citizens and maybe this archive will serve as evidence in the future if the Hague Court of Human Rights and War Crimes finally decides to go after @ 'ŞŦŘƗƗҜ€Ř' for his crimes listed in the following issues.

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On 9/9/2022 at 10:08 PM, mrburns said:

really i should merge cock sucker of the week into it with runner ups

also, college is kicking my ass right now since its been a while so i haven't gone into the server enough to collect trash on players.

 

Time for a new edition of the Nide TIMES. School is not that important just ask Hobbitten, trust him. 

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20 hours ago, mrburns said:

just logged in and was updating when i ran into this.

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Nothing fancy this week, I'll collect trash this week since it'll be the only free week for me.

haahhahahahahhaahhahahahahhahhahahahahahhahaahhahahahahhaha

 

 

 

 

hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahaah this is great 

@ Heat you puerto rican slut

 

Mr burns for president 

On 9/27/2022 at 7:35 PM, mrburns said:

just logged in and was updating when i ran into this.

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Nothing fancy this week, I'll collect trash this week since it'll be the only free week for me.

Idk what to say but what I stated is true hit me up just not in the ass please

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On 9/28/2022 at 9:53 AM, Tex said:

haahhahahahahhaahhahahahahhahhahahahahahhahaahhahahahahhaha

 

 

 

 

hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahaah this is great 

@ Heat you puerto rican slut

 

Mr burns for president 

Ian missed me luckily, not so much for West Coast of Florida. 

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Give free vip to mrburns pleasee hobbittennn!! i cant stop laughing to this shiittt xxDddd  this make me want to spam lenny faces  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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