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IceRinko had been playing Chinese servers all night. His eyes were heavy and his heart heavier, but his efforts reflected in his solos-- he was within 20 solos of Seal. “So close”, he thought. It was the only way to truly get the attention and love of his idol; there just wasn’t any other way. He heard a loud discord noti coming from his monitor, it was wester v8! It was time to join. Seal was the on the server, so he knew if he made stupid plays and died first laser that Seal would call him an idiot, which was his biggest turn on. IceRinko went for an item and his heart nearly dropped when he saw what was the first item to get picked by the great Seal….. It was Earth.
He panicked and quickly took Heal. He accidently used early. Everyone was shocked. He thought he pressed his E key but must have misclicked. Trying to recover, he went to toss George for fire, but pressed his Kevlar bind instead. Seal laughed at this team and typed “f*cking tardrinko” in the chat. IceRinko’s tumescence was throbbing from just reading this statement-- he couldn’t believe Seal spoke directly to him. Seal tossed for the fattest items - Wind, Earth, holy - you name it and Seal had the item. Seal picked earth for a solo, so IceRinko knew he had to also take wind so he could show him his soling finesse. He knew it was the only way to get at that 13 inch caralho. The lasers were about to start, IceRinko had one hand on his mouse and the other on his 3 inch pencil dick. he was ready to take Seals’s insults, and the lasers had begun.

The round was over before IceRinko knew it. Seal soloed on god mode, people in chat laughed at icerinko for dying first laser. IceRinko loved every second of it. He stroked his 3 inch alien device to every insult thrown at him. He moaned every time he got tossed. He knew what he had to do. He sent Seal a PM asking him to join his PRIVATE discord, knowing Seal would jump at the chance to insult him. IceRinko stood up to grab his 12 liter bucket of lube and 10 rolls of winnie the pooh brand tissue papers before Seal joined. He knew that the second he heard Seal’s voice that he wouldn’t be able to control himself, so he thought “better safe than sorry”. Seal joined discord to hear zg blasting a PENDULUM song though his microphone. “What the f*ck?” Seal moaned. He usually muted people who use soundboard but IceRinko knew he couldn’t resist the sweet rock and roll of his favorite band. IceRinko had him right where he wanted him. But before Seal could say anything, Portguese Skynet cucked him over and he crashed. Nide chat was filled with “revive”, but little did Seal know icerinko was one of those “revive”s. Seal rejoined the discord. “Looks like your redcore solo is kill…” He said slyly. “It’s just us now”.

It was one week after that when iceRinko got on a flight. The plane lands in Lisbon for a “business trip” he had set up the week before. He thought multiple times about going to see Seal but he just couldn’t bring himself to betray Koen like that. “They don’t have to find out… it will be our secret…” IceRinko thinks to himself. He thought about Seal playing some samba to him and whispering “faggot” into his ear over and over while he rammed him from behind while tony montana watched ….. “NO!” he thought. “Get these thoughts out of your head! You don’t want to freak him out… just try to be normal IceRinko”. IceRinko Knocks on Seal’s door. Seal opens it to hear “Well well well, if it isn’t Seal “Offlining” Makako”. Seal was shocked, “Rinkie-- uuhhh I mean IceRinko?!?! What are you doing here?!?”. IceRinko couldn’t help but blush, “Well I was just dropping by to hang out. Maybe get a offlining sesh going?” “I don’t know about that…I mean it is only the two of us…”

IceRinko has been at in seal's favela for some time now rent free. He is thinking of anyway possible to pay him back. He walks into his room one late night just as he solos nemesis.
“Had a good night of soloing?”
“Always.” said Seal. seal stood up and walked over to clamber but tripped on his guitar, landing right into IceRinko's arms. He tried to get up but he just couldn’t resist being wrapped around IceRinko’s muscular arms.
“Oh… I’m sorry Rinkie” Seal whispered
“No no…. it’s alright” IceRinko whispered back.. IceRinko took Seal by the hand and led him to the bed. “ Icerinko took seal and threw him on the bed for the roughest offlining session of his life. Seal ripped off IceRinko's shirt.. He was not about to lose this mid. IceRinko fought back and whispered into Seals’s ear “you'll never solo paranoid” But Seal being the TOP alpha lion he was, He KNEW he deserved a solo! Seal grabbed IceRinko’s “Dalf staff” and started DAWDSing off into his mouth. “OH Seal! Please don’t stop” Seal didn’t know how to stop. IceRinko wanted to return the favor and grabbed Seal and flipped him around. He whispered into Seal’s ear “I’m going for the solo” and stuck his mini cannon into Seal's behind. He went even DEEPer with such intensity, Seal moaned louder then any leading he has ever done. Luckily he is extremely turned on by micro penis. Seal felt so good that He screamed out “DJINNZZZZZZZ” at the top of his lungs. He was left with only 1 rebuy. Luckily.. IceRinko was left in tears- how could he be mistaken for Djinnz!?!? He doesn't even play ze anymore! Seal leaned over. IceRinko thought he was going to apologize but he was very wrong. Seal very lightly whispered “you f*cking chink”. AT that moment Luffy came bursting out from the closet and yelled “HAHA f*ckING TARDRINKO LEARN TO SOLO”. IceRinko was still in tears and he ran out of Seal’s favela naked. He felt an odd sense of satisfaction though. He got what he wanted in the end, no matter how it happened. “I’ll just keep dying first laser they’ll come back…” and he has been lurking ever since.

 

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i got emotional after reading this, thank you.
 

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On 6/16/2025 at 1:11 AM, Get into the Flushr said:

iceRinko is wanderer's waifu, who dares defile her/they/them

edit: i loved zg's little cameo mid story

what did i do 🥀

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